my thoughts EVERY MORNING .
When someone tells me they don’t want a shot because they don’t have a chaser
Said me never
When I see delicious food and my diet is just asking to be cheated on
When you see that one weird person in a good fraternity/sorority and you have no idea how they actually got in
When someone asks me how much I’ve had to drink
When my friend asked me if we could get a puppy when we move into a house together
When people ask me about my love life