to old for my own good

my thoughts EVERY MORNING .

When someone tells me they don’t want a shot because they don’t have a chaser

Said me never

When I see delicious food and my diet is just asking to be cheated on

When you see that one weird person in a good fraternity/sorority and you have no idea how they actually got in

When someone asks me how much I’ve had to drink

When my friend asked me if we could get a puppy when we move into a house together

Day drinking.

When people ask me about my love life